We need another “Throw A Shoe At Bush” flash game/GIF/YouTube mashup like we fucking need anal herpes.
Really internets? More jokes at Bush?! Isn’t that horse dead enough? Let’s get fucking original.
Yeah, so the fuck what. I saw the news cast. It was interesting, FOR ABOUT 5 FRAKING MINUTES. And you know what I did immediately after I saw it? I groaned cause I knew the interwebs were gonna have a fucking free-for-all with this one.
Way to go!
Oh I love me some cats!
This cat just loves boxes!
Genius kitty steals peanuts!
Most bizarre commercial with ninja cats.
And the best for last, NOODLE CAT!
Meow!!
Dear adorable duo Argyle Pimps,
You two came strollin’ in. Your get up was quite adorable. Sweater vests, ties, spiffy hats. I thought y’all were a ska act. “Where’s the rest of ya?” I asked, but ya didn’t hear me. Big things in small packages right? No no, I know nothing of your ‘packages’, but little did I know what I was in store for. You two quietly snuck up stage and began this… fast rhythmic flow of words…. BY GOLLY! You two were rappin’! Your lyrics were just as sharp as you two were dressed. No talks of bitches and hoes, but Metallica, being handsome, and buyin’ y’all drinks. It was just awesome. Maybe it was the drink you two recommended (sloe gin fizz), but I don’t go buy t-shirts and CD’s of all bands that I like, none the less seeing and hear for the first time!
I’ll get you guys up here in Oakland ASAP!
-Oz
My favorite: Techno Viking vs. Mortal Kombat
Next up: Techno Viking vs. Street Fighter
2nd Favorite: Techno Viking vs. Fatboy Slim
Techno Viking vs. Rick Astley
And the video that started it all:
His breasticles are quite mesmerizing.
Sorry, my allergies are killing me, perhaps they are just as excited about the election as I am. 
Pictures say a thousand words:
Walkin’ to mah pollin’ place…
Weather Gods smiled upon us, "Ay, go vote, warm up in our sun"
Only time I go to church is to vote. Ha!
I was like 60th-ish in line.
Almost there!
Yay!
Before….
And after! No on Prop 4.
Big FAT NO on Prop 8
This part was pretty surreal
My votin’ hidey hole
How’s this for “I Voted” stickers?
GO VOTE!!
Bailout, schmailout! Who needs mortages and shitty VP running mates when you have awesome youtube videos!!
Beware the Ninja Cat!
Crazy dancin’ fool trombone player
Let’s bring it back down with a nice touching story
Finish it all off with an AMAZING hang drum solo!
CHOW!!
1. burning man
2. mystery spot
3. the mystery spot
4. burning man photos
5. burningman
My favorite:
1. twizzler dress
2. castrated man
3. fat naked man
4. alkalai dust - how to clean it off
5. online critical essays for the hippies
I used to get a lot of ‘low hanging balls’ and ‘low balls’ or ‘hairy balls’. I deleted those posts cause I was sick and tired of that shit. Or… balls.
1. S’ghetti - its lazy speak for spaghetti
2. Douchebagistan - where douchebags live
3. Google - to search
4. Fucktard - synonymous with ‘douchebag’
5. Coffee Baby - the pooh you take after your morning coffee
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